Oh hello!? Who's that hottie in the local rag? Oh, Lo! It's me! You can read the article here, but who cares about that when you have my lovely mug to look at eh?
Cripes, nice skates sista. Tried out my new outdoor wheels today at the local skatepark, boy, did I feel like an oldie on wheels! The only others present were 12 year olds cutting school but I'm sure they were as impressed as me... maybe.
You can get your tickets for Ballarat Roller Derby grudge match here. Or from me.